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At the left are the sponsors who have signed on as of May 1, 2001.

Now don't worry, we will have more coming. Maybe some that will even give us something. But we are trying not to get our hopes up too far.

It sure would be nice to be able to give away real prizes (hint, hint). Just think, your business could be mentioned on this page. On second thought, don't think about that. Just give us stuff. Nissan, do you hear me?

                  home
this is where it all starts. if you are already appalled, leave now. it only gets worse.
schedule & results
the really important details on each race, and plenty of less important details too.
            standings
who's winning, by how much and how we manipulated the results to get it that way.
             sponsors
our big time supporters who threw so much cash at us that we have to reuse last year's prizes.
In the words of Eddie Vedder, "We'd like to thank our sponsors... There were no f@#%ing sponsors."

Nordic Equipment, Inc.
Once again our headlining sponsor. What are they thinking?
Snood
They look harmless, but be afraid. Be very afraid.
2002 Nissan XTerra
It shall be mine, oh yes, it shall.
Skibec, Quebec
Ah, to be back in the barracks at Valcatier. . .
Sponge Bob Square Pants
Huh?
Chinese Democracy
The semi-anticipated release from the band formerly known as Guns N' Roses.
The Finnish Ski Team's Team Doctors
If you are going to have scandal, you might as well learn from the best.
More sponsors to come...